22 Hidden Signs Of A Gay Nigerian Man

So According to Naijasinglegirl who is actually the original owner of this piece, statistics say that 1 in every 10 male is gay, whether he knows it or not. 

What does it imply? 

Your ever smiling neighbor could be gay, your male gossip partner in the office could be gay, the banker you are crushing on could be gay and your fiance of 9 years could be gay. 

Sounds strange right? But that’s NSG for you. I laughed when I read through the list, thoughts of Babe kept running through my head because according to this list, my bestie is a full blown gay! Lmao. Don’t go taking everything you read here serious though, so please adjust your glasses, get into your humor mode and enjoy the read. 

If a man does any five or more of the stuffs on this list, he is gay!. I put a (✔) in front of all the ones Babe does. 

1 He owns an umbrella✔

2 He showers with hot water✔

3 He covers with a duvet when sleeping alone

4 His bathing soap cost more than N150✔

5 He wears a pouch on his phone✔

6 He applies vaseline/lip gloss on lips during harmattan✔

7 He applies white powder on his armpits

8 He changes his BBM dp more than thrice a month.✔

9 He owns a selfie stick

10 He drinks fanta

11 He wears pants rather than boxers

12 He uses a photo/selfie of him as his phone or laptop wallpaper✔

13 He sips drinks with straw

14 He chews a gum for more than 10 minutes

15 He uses snapchat filters

16 He runs when crossing the road

17 He applies body cream✔

18 He wears a nose ring

19 He places one leg on a stool/bed when applying body cream✔

20 He takes a selfie with another guy✔

21 He has Camera360 app on his phone✔

22 He ties sponge on his waist after bathing. 

Thanks for reading, now drop your thoughts in the comments section below, what’s your stand on homosexuality, are you team ‘yay’, ‘nay’ or ‘I have more pressing issues so I couldn’t be bothered about it now’? 🙂


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